piltdown man

fallingupart

Piltdown Man, a hoax?
Don’t buy it. He is alive
In our midst today.

Piltdown Man arrives
In a black stretch limousine
And grey flannel suit

Piltdown Man survives
(Anthropologists agree),
Thwarts those who say “nay.”

Piltdown buys and sells,
Decisive capitalist,
“What bubble?” he says.

Piltdown legislates,
Lives a good life of service,
Champagne glass aloft.

Piltdown Man contrives,
Registers Republican,
Aspires to White House.

Dedicated, with sincere sympathy, to all the Donald Trumps in the world.