I know EXACTLY what you're thinking.... and the truth is, I dont have a clue as to why its called "Crab Telex Myth".

Jip1965 came round to kick my ass into gear and played a bit of rhythm i did the rest and then sent it off to the good Lady Jane to do her stuff and very nice stuff indeed! Cheers Me Lady!!! x

Written in 1999...completed 2012. David Bevan on brass!

Yeah another old one, my nod to the swinging sixty's.... I hope !!!!!

I tried to write a harmony and some lyrics and failed miserably *sigh*. I originally called this 'Inside my mind', but I've renamed to suit :) Enjoy x

Lyrics have been adapted from a poem Mike wrote when he was in his teens. Enjoy! XOX

Jip1965 came round to kick my ass into gear and played a bit of rhythm i did the rest and then sent it off to the good Lady Jane to do her stuff and very nice stuff indeed! Cheers Me Lady!!! x

The first track of my album Everybody Loves Funk. A slow funky groove on this one.

Story about a stripper friend with a drug problem