1. Internet Rock Star
Your life (and mine) in two minutes and 50 seconds.
Internet Rock Star
Words & Music by Demetrius P. Hill ©2009 all rights reserved, Oct 8, thru Oct 10, 2009
So You wanna be an Internet rock star
Not the kinda fame that’s gonna get cha’ too far
No limousines – just a hard road
And people always askin’ “Can I get a download?”
Get your guitar, and a tuner
plug in the headphones turn on your computer
You just posted a brand new love song
Look there’s a comment, that didn’t take long
And Paula Abdul loves you just the way you are
Everybody‘s gonna be an Internet rock star
So you wanna be an Internet sensation
Wanna spread your music all across the nation
Convinced you sound pretty good in the shower
Better practice for your interview with Matt Lauer
Got your song on 30 different websites
Maybe do another mix this one doesn’t feel right
Just because you got the latest digital software
Don’t believe your little song is gonna take you anywhere, no!
And Paula Abdul loves you just the way you are
Everybody‘s gonna be an Internet rock star
You –– suck! You –– suck!
So you wanna be an Internet rock star
So you’re gonna be an Internet rock star
Now you’re thinkin’ you’re an Internet rock star
Never gonna happen better hold-on to your day job
Everybody is an Internet rock star
Nothing special ‘bout an Internet rock star
Mom and Dad so proud they’ve raised an Internet rock star
Everybody anybody Internet rock star!
Great tune.
Is it wrong that i'm interpreting this song in a positive way? Like now EVERYBODY can be a rock star! wheeeeeeee!!!!!
Hilarious! I have a song called, 'Mice Pace...' and you are inspiring me to post it... Hee hee...
Ha ha ha ha, I can't breathe, ha ha ha, play it again
Woohoo, this is my anthem! Well, except for expecting my software to fix things. Nobody's made a "suck less" ap for iPhone mastering.