A loving ballad for loving lovers everywhere of all sexy ages.

A song about Cindy punching Steve in the face because he probably deserved it.

a publick service announcement

The signature RPM song for this year. Catchy, topical. Sung by a room full of peeps!

I completely changed the arrangement of this song. Again. Previous versions included a wall of acoustic guitar. Out goes the guitar, in comes the trumpet and drums...

When I first put this track together, it was for a celtic music band. I found out 1., celtic bands have a habit of imploding, and 2., the whistle tracks were frequently in the wrong key. So, I dusted this track off, dusted off an old Yamaha…

Another track from Deranged Lunaticks - this one actually ended up getting recorded first back in the early "oughts" It's been dusted off and spruced-up.

As things fall apart in the Ukraine (oh, so close after the Russian Olympics!) I wonder how many people will be wondering the same thing....

This was the first track done for RPM 2014 - sets the tone with conspiracies, jet airplanes, martians, and explosions.