I got montezuma's revenge once. It sucked. So I wrote a song about it.

Frank Zappa Got the Squirts

Simple. Poop, Shit, Turd, Shart. Yup.

Two bass tracks and vocals...playing around with a Fender Jazz bass that I rented a while back. I'm more a cat person but if I had a dog...

2 bass tracks, 2 drum tracks. A dance song.

2 bass tracks, 2 drum tracks. A dance song.

sometimes love can get awkward.

sometimes love can get awkward.

Here's a Alice Cooper classic for the suggest fest over on the on the other side at Songcrafters as suggested by Henwrench its an acoustic version very slightly Regged........ Hope you enjoy..........

This is about where the f*ck does a song come from?? I don't know, and I can barely hang on.. Recorded with the Boss Micro BR with one take tracks and bounced until there was nothing left in the poor girl.