Capo @ 3 in C I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear 'em one more time and I'll throw them away." I can only take so many knocks When my children make fun of my socks. I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear them one more time and I'll throw them away…

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

DIRTY LAUNDRY Key C I got a call from Russell. He had to move his junk He’d filled his car. He’d filled his trunk Big black bags of something. I said, “What’s with these?” He said, “It’s dirty laundry.” I said, “That’s crazy.” So, he…

JUST LIKE ME How many people, each day, do you see You think to yourself, “Hey, he’s just like me.” He looks like my brother. He looks like my dad. He looks like some old friend that I had. When I’m sitting at the stop light Or driving…

CALIFORNIA Capo @ 4 in C/Am I’m (Am) going back to California A little place in the San (E) Joaquin (Am, stepping down A G F# F E) Where the back pasture builds To Sierra foothills And Kaweah tumbles down cool and clean I’m going back…

THE TIDE POOLS OF CALIFORNIA capo @ 5 in C When you’re born in California There are things you take for granted The sunshine and the desert and The forests, and bears and the beach In the tide pools of California In the memories of…

A friend asked me, "Don't you have any happy songs?" So I wrote one! IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY capo @ 3 C F C If it makes you happy I will tie your shoe C…

Capo @ 3 in C I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear 'em one more time and I'll throw them away." I can only take so many knocks When my children make fun of my socks. I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear them one more time and I'll throw them away…

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

DIRTY LAUNDRY Key C I got a call from Russell. He had to move his junk He’d filled his car. He’d filled his trunk Big black bags of something. I said, “What’s with these?” He said, “It’s dirty laundry.” I said, “That’s crazy.” So, he…