CHRISTMAS@#$%& I don't want to seem obnoxious I always try to be polite But there are some things that bother me That keep me up at night And I ain't no damned atheist and I ain't no Hebrew And I ain't one to hold my tongue when the thots…

CHRISTMAS@#$%& II Snow flakes splashing on my windshield My old heater hums a tune And I can hardly see the road and I'm wishing it was June. Now, I ain't no atheist and I ain't no Hebrew And I ain't one to hold my tongue when the thots…

CHRISTMAS@#$%& II Snow flakes splashing on my windshield My old heater hums a tune And I can hardly see the road and I'm wishing it was June. Now, I ain't no atheist and I ain't no Hebrew And I ain't one to hold my tongue when the thots…

Sung by my grandson Adyn Brooke

FRUSTRATED ARTIST He was a frustrated artist trying to sell his pictures on the street. He was a frustrated artist never selling quite enough to eat, so, he overcompensated for the lack of compensation for the pictures that he drew…

DIAMONDS AND WATER You wear diamonds on your fingers You wear diamonds on your ears and you wear diamonds on your necklace You wear diamonds to the party You wear diamonds to the banquet You wear diamonds to the opera But I’ll take a…

Palmdale, California. 1950. 15th Street East. CALIFORNIA CHRISTMAS MEMORIES Take me back to California on that sunny Christmas morn. Christmas there was different on those Mojave Desert nights No snow and not much money for sharp clothes…

TROUBLE When I was a little bitty baby Mama let me run around naked. Good thing that we lived out in the country. Neighbors woulda called the cops and we'd a been in Trouble, trouble, trouble, we'd a been in trouble... Well, what a you know…

TROUBLE When I was a little bitty baby Mama let me run around naked. Good thing that we lived out in the country. Neighbors woulda called the cops and we'd a been in Trouble, trouble, trouble, we'd a been in trouble... Well, what a you know…

Pete Thompson on percussion and Angie Thompson on bass. Produced with Pete 123112 HAIRCUT They sent me a letter. A ticket to ride Portland to Frisco on that Big Overnight Brand new clothes. New pants and new shirt Brand new boots to kick…