Ain't No Nothin' 'bout Christmas

Ain’t No Nothin’ ’bout Christmas

Ain’t no nothin’ ‘bout Christmas
Ain’t already been said
Ain’t no nothin’ ‘bout Christmas
Ain’t already in my head
Mmmmmmm Christmas

Ain’t no songs about Christmas
Ain’t already been sung
Ain’t no fancy ornaments
Ain’t already been hung
Mmmmmmmm Christmas

We all know about Grandma
and her macaroni salad
Grandpa feeds the corn cobs
to the squirrels back in the alley
Little Arab drummer
with his Appalachian strummer
They’ll be coning’ in a Hummer
They’ll be bringing Dumb and Dumber
to the party. Christmas party

Ain’t no presents about Christmas
Ain’t already been gave
Scrim and scrimp til Christmas
Spending all you save
Mmmmmmmmm Christmas

Ain’t no songs about Christmas
Ain’t already been wrote
Ain’t no nothin’ you can think up new
To put in a Christmas note
Mmmmmmmmmm Christmas

…and Gramma Urbanovsky would always say,
“You’ll come back, now.”

(C) 2009 Royal T Music