Dogend Dave he's ok picks up the shit we throw away Cigarette buts, bottles and cans He cashes them in for a couple of pounds He don't care what the people think He don't wash much so he kinda stinks But he smiles like a gentleman And…

Ok, here's Fran's version (the good wife)and she did it in only two takes!! Hand's up from me, her one's best. Damn !!!!

timothy and the tramp as timothy walked past marks and spencer’s the muttering tramp stood up and looked him squarely in the eye and said:- i have seen the great bear crouching on his haunches in his cavernous mountain lair and…

i can hear the digits in your digital audio i feel the need to fidget with my mouse and my moby i’m listless as i listen to prestigious presentations of manipulated data and prestidigitation i type unlisted numbers into my communicator i'm dubious…

a shrill shit a shrill shit shatters the moonlit midnight air despair distorts the dreamy darkness twists its fluid form into a gloomy dankness looming like malignant vapours over stagnant pools you are surrounded by fools grounded by…

The morning after the night before!

My very first chicken song and probley my last!

From the album LA Woman.

From the upcoming album Wetlands. Recorded at home in 2012.