In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

Believe what you like. Or don't. It's your choice.

Seems the latest government fad is 'nudging' ie subtly moulding society without them noticing. Well, it's my body and my life and I'll f**k them up if I want to. And I've payed the bastards enough that they can fix me if I go wrong. So there!

I don't mind being poor but I sure don't like not having any money at all. Remastered

Tweaked, remixed and mastered version of my 2011 RPM effort.

generative impro for ImprovFriday's summer solstice competition :)

improvisation for ImprovFriday's friday

Testing my new mic :) With thanks to Mike for both the mic and the Rolf Harris impersonation! Enjoy XoX

I rap! I astound myself daily. Rob Mills suggested a dance cover... here it is! Enjoy xox