A song about missing my wife when I travel.
After all this time it comes down to this
You still excite me with every kiss
And every time you go away, I have to say
It makes for quite a long day
I hate it when I’m away from you…read more
We try to include a song about a donkey on each record. This is a factually accurate tale of Romulus, the world's tallest donkey.
Romulus is 12 years old and 17 hands
At 5 foot 8 he’s taller than Oklahoma Sam
The world’s tallest donkey…read more
A tribute song to the unofficial mayor of Portsmouth New Hampshire. If you're in town, stop by The Press Room and say "hi".
Master of music
King of the blues
A well-rounded dude
Legend says he’s six foot…read more
A chance to try something different. Tim deconstructed a Spoon song and then created his own tune using the same structure.
She says she knows the whisper number
The one that she shouldn’t know
The words are hiding just under her…read more
You start off watching a TV show. You end up with a song.
Another night alone, sitting with myself
Thinking of how it used to be
I try to distract myself
Flipping through channels on TV
I come upon you there
Staring back at…read more
Pop music. Dance songs. Sub bass. Lovely ladies in Cornwall singing along. What more could you want?
This is the least impressive dance song
You’ve heard out on the dance floor
But as you listen to it
You want MORE MORE MORE…read more
The last place you can go in any time zone is Howland Island.
Can’t get this out of my head
The last words that you said
Tried to make you stay
Still you went away
You think you understand
But you’re just a man
This thing is bigger…read more
Someone has to clean up this mess. Sometimes it's me.
Look at me
Large and in charge, taking down names
The way to be
In control of every part of your little game
Getting things done
you don’t have to like my method or tack…read more
It's tough making money in the music biz. Inspired by the song "Cake By The Ocean".
Tim - lead and backing vocals, bass, drum programming, keys. Clarke - backing vocals. Grant - drums. Bob - guitars, backing vocals, beatboxing.
A song about the ugliness of local politics.
Tim - vocals and guitars. Clarke - backing vocals. Grant - drums. Marz - guitar solo. Tom Martin - bass.
It’s time to play the blame game
Another chance for calling people names
Ignore the facts…read more
A joke I find hilarious, but almost no one will get. It ended up being a song about old people trying to be hip.
Tim - vocals and drum programming. Clarke - backing vocals, bass, guitars.
What’s The Yams? The Yams, you say?
What’s The Yams…read more
A love song about fate.
Tim - guitar and vocal.
Before I knew you I felt the gravity
Something beyond control I knew was pulling me
Binding us together in ways I couldn’t see
And i would come to know there was only you for me (you for…read more
Our Foo Fighters song. Bob killed the vocal. Tim went nuts on everything else.
Bob - lead vocal. Tim - guitars, bass, backing vocals. Grant - drums.
Stay still, this won’t hurt a bit
I promise you won’t feel a thing…read more
A tribute to David Bowie. Sometimes it's okay to be a little too on the nose.
Tim - vocals, keys, drum programming.
You stood there center stage
The spotlight full on you
You’d get just what you want…read more
A song about Brent trying to come up with a band name to succeed Angie Fights Crime. The bridge is written almost exclusively from his Facebook posts.
Tim - vocals, guitars, and bass. Clarke - backing vocals and weirdness, guitars. Grant…read more
A silly love song featuring kazoos and slide whistles.
Tim - vocals, ukelele, kazoos, slide whistles, and melodica.
Falling in love is wonderful, especially when it’s with you
It happens all over every day, seems the right thing to do…read more