John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

The title says it all. Literally.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

John Salad gets angry.

The title says it all. Literally.

thump thump thump

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