For Mothers, wives, lovers, and every woman who ever be-mated a man.

Don't blame the postman who delivers your divorce papers...

Don't blame the postman who delivers your divorce papers...

Well now - this is a collaboration between myself and lady Jane. It's an odd tale about a prince and a water maiden, with a twist in the "tail". Sounds quite 70's prog rock - hear it out for the twist. Lyrics: "In a land far away, lived a prince…

Feline Skank She's a scavenger with a hungry growl on the graveyard shift she's on the prowl She's a predator who steals your heart She don't care if your rich or poor That's not what she wants you for To keep her amused is all she asks…

Have you ever noticed how the Alonetone logo looks a bit too much like a rubber vulva?

Have you ever noticed how the Alonetone logo looks a bit too much like a rubber vulva?

Collaboration with jip1965 I was emailed a piece of music entitled 'Glomp' (I kid you not) with a note saying "Chorus words something like... river flowing...the sun is shining lol" I sat and listened to the music a few times, not knowing…

This is like a mission for the Doom Patrol I need a robot body for my brain Miss Callas calls the dopamine exhanges the sound of down And there is danger everywhere the scissor men are coming House of icons Felt like cards The brilliant…

another car/sex metaphor song