crux i heard my darling snarling and our little stomachs churning he said i should be earning some kind of verbal warning but i found out in the morning as the cardboard moon was waning i heard the pitter-patter of the footprints in the…

Boom, boom, boom, boom I'm gonna shoot you right down Right offa your feet Take you home with me Put you in my house JOHN LEE HOOKER - BOOM BOOM

Next in the little pile of songs from the shoe-box. This one has the date 27th January 1994 written on it, but it's describing an episode from many years earlier when I was, I'm guessing, something like 12 or 13 years old. I had to go to a…

the woman with the flawless home made monacle denies the existence of the smooth metal manacles binding her wrists and anchoring her ankles to one of the seven identical tentacles of an enormous barnacle encrusted monstrously strong nine brained…

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