the future is uncertain as certain people know the road behind as vague as the one before us certain singularities seem less certain every day the road less traveled once so clear has simply gone away check the compass, check the atlas, wish upon…

Featuring Michael Couts.

Featuring our friend and guest vocalist Martin DeBourge.

This song is a tribute from BHP to all the Browncoats out there. I'm a leaf on the wind, watch me soar...

by Big Jo-Wezy

This song asks the question, do you know the answer?

Our national obsession the television gets cut down to size in this track, see if you can figure out what it has to do with a geisha?

A song for the Dick, Cheney that is, sing along now, sing it brøøtals.

We use R.Kelly as an example for how easily we're willing to spend a year watching a trial involving urine and the celebrities that are careless with it. We have given up on the news reporting on subjects of value that actually have an impact…

A simple lesson in finding somewhere to unload your excess urine.

Instrumental and loving it.

Inspired by a vision of someone dousing the flames of a burning flag by pissing on it. We've been letting certain fat cats piss all over our freedom, we shouldn't forget that freedom is not a privilege it is a right, those dastardly bastards…

Certain technology has made us soft and slow and easily distracted and though it started out as a way to make things easier for everyone, it has turned into laziness, and we don't even use that extra time for anything of value anymore.

There once was a town called Kalamazoo and there once was a venue called Kraftbrau, but then an evil Wizard named Sean Smith came along and decided to fuck everyone right in the mouth. He did it for the best reason possible, to make more money…