a bit dramatic

This song goes all the way back to my roots of writing music mostly on acoustic guitar and recording/playing all the instruments myself. Also my first 'proper' recording in my new studio space. Thanks for listening! (lyrics) Awake me from my…

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"The expression that there is nothing to express, nothing with which to express, nothing from which to express, no power to express, no desire to express, together with the obligation to express." (From Samuel Beckett, Three Dialogues, "Tal Coat")

A composition written backwards. I started with the relative harmony/coherence of the final measures and retrogressively dismantled it, concluding with the relative chaos of the opening.

Some kind of obscure metaphor for trying to kindle a fire in a downpour.

Good news/bad news joke: Sean and Seamus were great baseball fans. They pledged that whoever died first would contact the other from the afterlife to report on whether or not there was baseball in heaven. Sean was first to depart this life…

Based on an insipid ditty in the Marx Brothers' film "Horse Feathers," which is repeated ad nauseam throughout the picture.

We have now posted a brand new Wetband song from Jethro. This one is a song about his childhood memories called When We Were Young. Thanks for your continued support.

We put a little bit of everything in here for you to try on.

Go ahead, try and sync this up while watching The Wizard of Oz.

Try not to get any Goo Goo on you while listening, and enjoy!

I wanna be a big star, but don't know why, and don't know how..

Another very old track recorded on cassette recorders. Curiosity value - the vocals were by a guy named Dancin' Ken Hanks, who was - maybe still is - Minister Of Happiness in the Official Raving Monster Loony Party.

In the tradition of old folk songs I stripped this song (Shed just one tear for me) down to the bone. I managed to write it within half an hour yesterday and I wondered why it hadn't been around for hundreds of years.....sometimes it seems like…

An acoustic demo of a new song, recorded on 5-1-11. One of my few adventures in singing.

A happy Barnyard clapalong. Sugar anyone? Fall 2010

A simple acoustic instrumental. Winter 2011

If you've got 6 minutes to kill this is for you. Fall 2010

Exactly that. Fall 2009

The Government took away my dignity. This was made in a basement. December 2007

Just saying... (C) 2011 Royal T Music

First Autotuned Composition!

A collaboration with Bidoche Musique from [I think] Belgium. Pre-digital days, so thats collaboration by sending cassettes back and forth. How we used to live in the old days, kids !

beach songs

It's an old man on the phone with his bank. I was sitting next to him today waiting to get my nails done. If you like Crank Yankers, you'll love this :) !!!!!! LMAO

Thunder and lightning falling and striking.