I just can't do it.

Things will be better soon . . . I hope.

You have just that kind of affect on me.

Confusing, isn't it?

How often do I have to say it? In how many ways?

Sometimes I just can't tell.

JESSE JAMES performed by the late Danville Dan (Frank Koehl) (rhythm guitar, main vocals) and also posthumously featuring his son, Gene Eric Mann (Rick Koehl)(chorus vocals) and his grandson, Robster the Rock Lobster (Robert W.D. Koehl)(chorus…

Organizing a Portugal Hen Do requires a lot of attention to detail, managing guests, being diplomatic and staying on top of things. Anyone tasked with planning for a bride-to-be's hen do will have to make the decision to have a simple hen party…

This song has been the biggest mess of the month. It was the second idea I had, the first that wasn't dropped. I have fought with it more than any other song I've ever recorded. The drum parts have been recorded twice. They rhythm guitars have…

First piece in the Rhythm & Hues playlist. Updated 4.26.2015

FAWM calls for 14 songs. This is song #15. I wrote the music on the 24th, one day after deciding I was done with writing music. Go figure. The lyric is about writing a song after you've decided to stop writing songs. We've all been there…

#9 for RPM Challenge 2015. Zarozinia was one of Elric of Melnibone's true loves.

In tiefen Gewässern in dem die Dämonen zum Leben erwachen spiegelt sich deine Angst aus deinem Inneren wieder Lass dich verführen in eine Welt voll von Fantasie. Es ist ein Reich von Dämonen. Trete ein durch das Tor zu einer anderen Welt und…

Here is the 3.Song from the 5.Exclusive Single "2 Ringe" from Mordant In Flesh.

Here is the 2.Song from the 5.Exclusive Single "2 Ringe" from Mordant In Flesh.

Here is the 4.Song from the 5.Exclusive Single "2 Ringe" from Mordant In Flesh.

This is my lame, 100% fictional account of John Podesta sitting at home feeling bummed out that he didn't manage to blow the lid off of Area 51. It's also the leading candidate to be dropped from the RPM album because it's just not very good…

Dedicated to my mom, who passed away last October. #10 for 2015 RPM Challenge!