Collage of bits and scraps from other tracks. Includes an old third- or fourth-hand drum machine from the 80s.

My annoying voice speaking through a mic attached to a guitar multi-effects processor while I cycle through presets.

Generated in FL Studio. I cracked myself up thinking about each electronic instrument being played by a separate AI or robot in an electronic band.

Electronic track cut short by the imaginary (and irascible) electronic recording engineer that I like to think lives in my computer.

Electronic track based on the verbose message that displays when one enters an incorrect password in our corporate time tracking system.

My wife found me a creepy picture of a demented looking rabbit and cat playing banjos, so I tried to imagine what song they were playing. Then I added some cursing.

Meh. Quick attempt to emulate the better drone track from 2011. Loud and feedback-y, but dull. Added 3 minutes to the runtime, so there's that.

Parametric plugin drums and either my new seafoam Squier Strat copy, or the last hurrah for the old Fernandes Strat copy that I sold back to its original owner.

Parametric plugin drums and my old Ibanez shredder guitar.

Programmed drums, one of my bass guitars, and my flat-black Epiphone Explorer.

I picture three rickety automatons, their paint cracked and faded, dancing near each other in a dusty "futuristic" cabaret that humans have not visited in a couple of decades. The figures should dance together, but their hands rest a few inches…

Started with a programmed cello part that I forgot to unmute when I exported the WAV and MP3 files. Ah, well.

Insufferably conceptual - nature vs. mankind.

The happiest-sounding thing I've ever recorded, as far as I can remember. Played on my new (at the time) acoustic guitar, upright bass, and thrift-store student-model bells.

Collage of leftovers from the recording sessions for this album and the corresponding Spice Rack Collective album, Could Have Done Better.

Parametric plugin drums, guitar, and bass.

Acoustic guitar, bowed psaltery, and various percussion. It took longer to tune the psaltery than to stumble through 3-4 takes of the simplistic melody.

Built from 4 measures of sheet music appearing in the issue of Fortean Times used for inspiration. Created in FL Studio.

Mandolin, acoustic guitar, and 5-string electric bass. Obviously, my guitar strumming cannot keep up with my mandolin picking.