I'm proud to say this is one of the weirdest songs I've ever done. I got some more use out of the beer bottle here, this time hitting it with a pencil instead of blowing on it.

Possibly my personal favorite of everything I've written so far. I will admit that I can barely play guitar and this is the result of a lot of looping and editing.

As you can probably tell, I had a lot of fun with gratuitous panning and weird vocal effects on this album.

I'll admit I completely ripped off the rhythm of "Closer" by NIN here.

One of a few pieces composed on a battery operated toy keyboard that I nicknamed the Powersockey, due to the fact that the power socket was labeled that.

One of a few pieces composed on a battery operated toy keyboard that I nicknamed the Powersockey, due to the fact that the power socket was labeled that.

One of a few songs on the album where the percussion is a loop of myself hitting my computer desk with my hands. I think I got a nice hypnotic vibe going with this one.

One of a few pieces composed on a battery operated toy keyboard that I nicknamed the Powersockey, due to the fact that the power socket was labeled that.

Kind of a mashup of "Cthulhu Carnival" and "Sasquatch Horror Collection".

For whatever reason this album ended up having a lot of songs that could be low-budget horror movie themes.

Creepy carnival music. I was trying to remember the name of b-movie Cthulhu Mansion, and because part of it takes place at a fair, Cthulhu Carnival was my first guess somehow. I thought that sounded like a pretty fitting song title anyway.

A pretty little ambient loop I might go back and expand into something else someday.

You've been trying to beat a really hard NES game for months on end. You finally beat that last boss and you get treated to... a comically anticlimactic 8 note fanfare and a short congratulation in broken English.

Like "Neon Orange Dinosaur" this is a track that I think would make a pretty good hip-hop beat.

I guess you could call this my attempt at dark ambient. I once misread a sign in a bookstore that read "Read Away The Winter" as "Dead Avalanche Winter", and I filed that away mentally until I had a fitting song for it.

If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.

A nice little reprise of "If I Had Ideas".

This is supposed to be sort of annoying, I swear.

I personally wasn't that happy with how this turned out, but to me when it comes to RPM albums there should be no such thing as outtakes.

This song is mainly toy accordion, so I couldn't resist the pun.