This is a love song, but it is NOT workplace safe. Unless you work at a strip club or adult "novelties" shop, headphones are highly recommended.

There's always a "but" isn't there? God Loves Me But... Music and Words by Demetrius Hill ©2010 Demetrius P. Hill, All Rights Reserved It's been made painfully clear, that life's not fair The rich get richer –– the poor poorer –– no one…

Poor Jan. Personally I thought she had surpassed Marcia in hotness by the final season. But being the middle child, naturally nobody noticed. With apologies to The Silver Platters, The Brady Six, The Banana Convention, and Sam the Butcher…

A very bitter account of leaving a job. Don't burn the bridge they say Yet here I stand any way With a can of gas and a match In my hand Thinking how after all this time Still not sure what's yours and what's mine And neither of us is…

A true story about some of my odd dreams If the world's strongest man Could hold the world in the palm of his hand Would he crush us all into dust? As a way to punish us These are the kind of things That seem to occupy me If a giant…

My George Harrison phase.... Don't look now, you're caught in the lavender haze Before you know it, you're caught in the lavender haze Head in the clouds, caught in the lavender haze Don't look now, you're caught in the lavender haze She makes…

Gary Fox helped me learn how to sing harmony with myself. Capo 4 E - D - C C - D Do you remember Those times we spent alone? Walking hand in hand Skimming stones Watching the stars Hiding from our friends Those summer nights We hoped would…

I'm lucky enough to have a lot of talented friends helping me out on this song. D - Am - Bm (G - A) You say your life's full of problems So much to worry about And you feel overcome now By your worries and your doubts Well, I may have the…

Yacht rock, featuring my most forward and forthright vocal ever. I don't want to believe It's time for me to go I don't want to Walk through that door 'Cause I know if I go I won't be coming home I won't be welcome here Anymore We can try…

My cigar box guitar makes its debut. This seemed a good idea But you bit more than you can chew Now that you've sized things up It's decision time for you At this critical juncture It's time for you to choose We're waiting for your final word…