The wife has gone to London on the train to see an old friend the kids are busy doing their own thing and I'm on my own down in the cellar and this one came out...... On our own I don’t know what it is The reasons I can not see But there…

I met a buddy out for dinner To catch up on our lives Both way less saint and way more sinner At least, according to our wives But as he got himself a-talking He sounded more and more insane What he believed became so shocking For who…