The story of a workplace experience. And an ultimate fighting match. Killer bassline by Ian Tanner. Drums by Grant Muller. Backing vocals by Clarke McMurray. Hey there Mr. Flashy Pants Hey there voice of thunder As you lie there flat on…

Chester Arthur was the president But no one remembers him What about you? He served a term with no vice president And no one resident To tell him what to do He came to office by a bullet's grace Garfield lost his place And Arthur took…

A very bitter account of leaving a job. Don't burn the bridge they say Yet here I stand any way With a can of gas and a match In my hand Thinking how after all this time Still not sure what's yours and what's mine And neither of us is…

A true story about some of my odd dreams If the world's strongest man Could hold the world in the palm of his hand Would he crush us all into dust? As a way to punish us These are the kind of things That seem to occupy me If a giant…

I've tried to give it a Reg tilt, i hope Jim isn't rolling in his grave too much. Thanks Johnny for letting me have a go..............

Recorded in 2005. Joe Silence - vocals and all instruments; tracked by Joe Silence at Spit Recorders. Mixed by Joe Griffin of Toxic Bag Productions. The guitar solo is not actually a guitar.

Wrote this song for class, it felt good to describe that feeling.

A friend of mine discovered the program that I am currently using to make the finished mp3 product. I was so excited that I wrote him his own theme song to thank him.

I decided to try a speed run, something I've been doing a lot of recently. I wrote this in under 24 hours. It is for a full symphonic orchestra. Pretty impressive, eh?