Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

Seems the latest government fad is 'nudging' ie subtly moulding society without them noticing. Well, it's my body and my life and I'll f**k them up if I want to. And I've payed the bastards enough that they can fix me if I go wrong. So there!

I don't mind being poor but I sure don't like not having any money at all. Remastered

You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.