This is the one song I actually "wrote" ahead of time for the RPM Challenge.

When I visited London I really liked the food, especially the breakfasts.

I bought an MXR Bass d.i.+ and I really like it, which is why there's so much bass on this album.

Featuring Steve Phillips on the "Left" guitar.

I'm sure I've ripped off the opening lick from somewhere, but I can't figure out where!

In 5/4-time, in case you're wondering what's wrong with it.

I keep writing songs about communism, for some reason. I thought it was slightly amusing to discover that Mashino actually IS an industrial town. Sounds like "Machine". Get it? Get it??

I keep writing songs about communism, for some reason. I thought it was slightly amusing to discover that Mashino actually IS an industrial town. Sounds like "Machine". Get it? Get it??

A song about the old-time Avalon Hill wargame: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4168/blitzkrieg Lyrics: I was born to lead a Blitzkrieg Cardboard armies everywhere The land is covered with a grid of hexagons That will henceforth be called…

A song about the classic dice-rolling game: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/41/cant-stop Lyrics: It feels so nice when I throw the dice that I think I'll do it again It'll be okay if I can find a way to make a 3 or 6 or 10 I've come…