Cat piss

thetworegs

Reg has learned to hate his wife’s cat…… but what can he do she loves it …

                         Cat piss

Cat piss
I can smell it
I’m not sure where that fuckers been been
Its staining my nostrils its heavy on my chest
It feels like Its in my very being
I scrubbed the floor
bleached the room but still the smell exists
I get a smell everytime I move my head
I get a whiff of that fucking cat piss
I get a whiff of that fucking cat piss

That fucking cat I’d like to kill it
I’d like string it up
but my wife she loves it
It sits there on her lap
Looking really smug
Th wife doesn’t seem to smell a thing
But I can smell that cat
At night when I’m trying to sleep
It climbs up on the bed
The purrs so lound its like a train
stopping me from getting to sleep
I know I can’t say a thing
I know I’ve got to bide my time
I know when I plan to kill it
Its going to be a perfect crime

Mornings when I wake up
The air in the room is clear
Till I get down the stairs to livingroom
And theres cat piss in the air
I can’t see where its been
I can’t follow nose
The smell of cat piss is everywhere
I’m not even sure its not pissed up my nose
I what to kill that cat bad

My mornings ruined from the moment, I open my eyes
I get downstairs all I dream of killing the cat right there
I make the tea and make myself a cup too
And take it back up stairs
I go to see my loving wife and guess who’s fucking there
That fucking cat
Sat smirking at me
I’m sure I can smell it
That fucking cat piss
That fucking cat piss