Oh crap - somebody broke the multiverse. I should have known those #?%! black holes were a serious security flaw. We were really meaning to fix that, but never got around to it. (It would have cut into our golf time.)

Even the cosmos needs system maintenance. When its IT department decides to delete something, sometimes that something doesn't want to go without a fight. Even computer viruses will do what they can to avoid the reaping hand of a virus checker…

i started writing this song 5 years ago and finally recorded it this year. sad to say, but my $$ situation isn't that much different. this is a whiny song from a liberal-arts grad who is a brat and can't really make ends meet in NYC. i definitely…

i started writing this song 5 years ago and finally recorded it this year. sad to say, but my $$ situation isn't that much different. this is a whiny song from a liberal-arts grad who is a brat and can't really make ends meet in NYC. i definitely…

another song for kindergarten delinquents. wrote this maybe 15 years ago to make my friends laugh. recorded it, of all times in my life, this week.

lyrics: i got a hot date and you know i don't wanna be late i need a ride to the bowling alley get ready cuz here i come put my new skirt on chewing peppermint gum did my eyebrows fresh white musk on my neck part my hair to the right cuz its…

10 – Strictly Rehearsed. Written 13th Feb. Recorded 13th/14th Feb. More upbeat shenanigans, this time attacking someone’s who’s off the cuff remarks are pre-prepared (and written as crib notes on their cuffs). Info and lyrics at www.butterflypolite…

09 – Carry On Crying. Written and recorded on 12th/17th Feb. A 5/4 romp starring Sid James and Hattie Jacques. Godley and Creme will direct the video. Info and lyrics at www.butterflypolite.com/uglifruit

Album: Flora & Fauna Year: 2008

Album: Flora & Fauna Year: 2008