A frightening thing, to go from being a man to becoming a Lobster-man. Now Gather around me hearties For I've got a sad tale to be told Hoist the colors ye bilge rats The call rang out, we were off for gold Grog in our bellies, horn-pipes…

So, I was just funnin' around. Mostly from the ambient menus, plus, I added some Zippo slide guitar with lots of FX. Then I added the internet porn queen wav file. Lyrics: Aaah Oooooo!!!

three striped gum falls out of an old dresser drawer fills my head with memories from before causes me to close the door i feel rotten to the core three striped gum falls out of my pocket in the rain what would have happened if i played…

I had been choosing songs to perform during communion in my church's Sunday services. One Saturday night I was having trouble finding a song that had the themes that I wanted to address, so I wrote one. JV Andres - guitar, vocals Veejay Andres…

Kind of an antagonistic / protagonist song. 3rd person type rendition. This song was inspired by a little of my past history.

got a sound hole pickup finally. no more lo-fi!

wow! eat shit! happy christmakwanzahanakhuah america i love jew. please, if you think I dislike people because of their ancestry or that I wish to harm anyone with my comment, please, don't worry about it. you'll probably never meet me or get…

I twisted the beginning of Lady Gaga's pokerface a bit. Tell me what you think!