It seems everybody I know takes a pile of subscriptions. I wonder if I'm missing out. Needless to say, this was bitchin' hard to sing, and I cheated like hell. Got old and fat just sittin around waitin till a new solution is found Solve my…

I found out I could make this weird noise scratching over the center pickup on my strat. I looped it and built an "instrumental" over it.

A song about the upcoming End of the World. They tell me that the world is almost ended the calender runs out and there's nothing more to say The sun will flicker out and leave us all to die So many things will be left undone You and I will…

I recently read Walden, and spent a lot of time thinking about Thoreau's idea that it is folly to suffer to put away against future suffering. But of course that would be silly advice to follow. Save my money for a rainy day It’s the way so they…

This song IS autobiographical. I been thinkin about what they call the best-case scenario And it's 20 more years of this shit, don't you know dealing with stuff I don't give a damn about in return for a certain pecuniary amount ref: can't…

I wanted more songs that WEREN'T about death and destruction. This song is not really autobiographical. I go down to my basement room To get away from everything To forget forgettable days Try to find something interesting Got a big comfy…

Another song I once recorded badly on a 4-track. This one is not so much changed from the original, just a better performance (I hope!) and recording. Well I'm rusting away and I'm soon gonna die 'cause my body is slowly being oxidized and I…

A song I wrote when I was about 19 years old. I never thought it was good enough to record. Maybe I was wrong! I float around in a pool of slime I can't be seen with the naked ey You know it's gonna be lotsa fun To munch out on a bacterium…

An oldie, which I recorded very badly on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I have always wanted to do a "full" version with the bombastic fanfare I always envisioned. Here it is. I grind my butt into the sand where the ocean meets the…

When I was younger I used to drink too much!