My old job featured angry robots who sent email. I've got to get a message to you I've got to get a message to you I've got a message that can't get through I've got to get a message to you There are things you need to know And things…

The story of a car crash. Had the dream again this morning Pictured just how it would be Saw it moving in slow motion Felt it rushing up to me And suddenly it's happening I can't seem to make myself believe Clench my fists Lose my…

A very strange spy story, co-written by Keith Landry. We were trying for wacky. We succeeded. Raised in the Ozarks in witness protection, his parents turned on the mob As a boy, he loved "We Are the World," now saving it is his job A master…

The story of a workplace experience. And an ultimate fighting match. Killer bassline by Ian Tanner. Drums by Grant Muller. Backing vocals by Clarke McMurray. Hey there Mr. Flashy Pants Hey there voice of thunder As you lie there flat on…

Chester Arthur was the president But no one remembers him What about you? He served a term with no vice president And no one resident To tell him what to do He came to office by a bullet's grace Garfield lost his place And Arthur took…

A very bitter account of leaving a job. Don't burn the bridge they say Yet here I stand any way With a can of gas and a match In my hand Thinking how after all this time Still not sure what's yours and what's mine And neither of us is…

A true story about some of my odd dreams If the world's strongest man Could hold the world in the palm of his hand Would he crush us all into dust? As a way to punish us These are the kind of things That seem to occupy me If a giant…

A live recording (guitar and vocal) written and recorded one afternoon while I had the house to myself. Cajon and bg vocal added.