this song never really came together because of my flawed vocal rig. everything is mixed weird to try to compensate. K.G. did his best and brought it a long way.

covers of RPMers to come soon! check out our cover of Alonetoner Alex Moody's 2011RPM song "More Than Words". our next RPM cover coming soon.

Do you wonder What became of me? Cause I wonder What became of you Since you wandered Wandered far away Full of wonder I couldn't make you stay So I wonder what became of you Did you do the things you had to do? Will you find your…

The (mostly) true story of my friend DAVe and his quest to finish college. You laid down the challenge You said you want to hear a song about a donkey again Well, I'm here to tell you I have a little story about my friend He put himself…

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My old job featured angry robots who sent email. I've got to get a message to you I've got to get a message to you I've got a message that can't get through I've got to get a message to you There are things you need to know And things…

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