Bohnanza

Dweeb

A song about a fun little card game:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/11/bohnanza

Lyrics:

The order that you draw the cards
is the order that they’ll be om
the only way to get ’em out of your hand is by giving them to me
giving them to me

You play the first card from your hand
Then maybe play the next
Then try to swing some kinda deal for the two you flip off the deck
flippin’ off the deck

Refrain:

You play Bohnanza and the only thing that makes it hard
is that silly little rule that says you cannot rearrange your cards

Got two stink beans back to back
With a red bean in the way
Can’t seem to trade it off or even give it away
givin’ it away

Got about enough Chili beans
To earn a couple coins
if only I could find a way to get one more to join
one more to join

[Refrain]

Play just three times through the deck
The most coins gets the win
My collection of coffee beans looks a little thin
looks a little thin