Another song for my love, my dearest Tina.

Sir Hudson is my pet rabbit. Dude got bounce!

This is a very old song that I've never recorded properly before, WARNING: Do not listen while under the influence of illicit substances, possible information overload may cause actual brain damage.

Take a break, dance a jig.

It's bad for your teeth.

For my darling Tina

Does what it says on the label.

This is for my stepdaughter Ruby (she'll be horribly embarrassed that I've named her here, but that's my job). Also good for anyone who's just had a romantic letdown.

Lyrics are 90% nonsense, as is most bad poetry, as demonstrated here.

No idea where this came from, but that's the best you'll get out of me on a Harmonica !!!!