I have a love for solid, well-crafted love songs. Unfortunately, that's not what you're going to get here!

The Creation meets The Three O' Clock meets (unwittingly) Oasis. I plunder shamelessly in a pair of striped trousers and mod 'target' t-shirt.

Lorelei reaches her breaking point after years of abuse — via a failed attempt at an homage to Ennio Morricone (had he been Mexican).

Billy wanted a project for the 2023 Christmas holidays and asked some of his extremely talented musician friends to play on this track. Matt Smith: Guitars & backing vocals Paul Matthews: Pianos & organ Naomi Daulby: Lead & backing…

Aarrhhh ye scurvy sons (and daughters) of sea-rats, the pesky pluckers have been at it again. Pin back yer lug-holes or it's the plank ye'll be hoping for!

Created and performed at the whim of the tyrant Michael John Keegan

Here now, there be treasure to hide and we'll bury it full deep in the earth, and ye with it if you tell the tale. To the shovels lads, and dig down. International Talk Like A Pirate day is upon us, so swab yer decks and break open the Rum…

Rasta Pirate pleas with colonial hottie to guide him to her treasure vault. Rough demo for now.

A failed attempt to sing a song of the glorious banana breakfasts served by P.P. in "Gravity's Rainbow"

Now ye sons of the kraaken, let's get to some honest pillaging, shall we? Aaaarh! The devil is an idle jest compared to what's within this chest No hearts more black than ours they say trust your own hide to be waterproof only else they…