IF I WAS A LUTHERAN - capo @ 2 in C If I was a Lutheran I might have married Dodie Harris Learned hill-side irrigation and I'd have learned to weld And all the city fathers would have slapped me on the shoulder And all the city mothers wished…

MAYBE YOU G capo @ 3 Em C I've been told that girls like boys G D that already have a girl Em C I wanna know Em C If it’s true that girls like boys…

A very short song. RACIST You don't have to be a racist to be lonely. (C) 2018 Royal T Music

There was a week of chaos. Fall of 2017. I tried to grab it. SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN - Capo @ 2 in C They're rounding up the roosters down in Florida Drowning all the snakes in New Orleans Fires are chasing antelopes in Cheyenne And the…

Born with my left arm over my head, a big blood blister covered my left elbow. I was extracted from my mother's body with forceps. Seems that caused a tumor on my right temple which was surgically removed when I was about three. The purple elbow…

YOU MAKE ME FORGET capo @ 3 in G G C G FM7 CM7 You make me forget how tired I am G C G FM7 Am You make me forget how sad I've been C…

UpSide Down I think you’ll find a six is a nine when your world is upside down And history is news to me every time I turn around And everything is backwards in my mirror Mmmmm A lullaby just makes me cry when I sing it to myself And…

CHAMELEON She's a chameleon. "Been there. Done that." She's a chameleon, if you know my Ilene She's a chameleon At first I thot that we were twins in spirit Everything I'd touched, she'd been near it Shaking her head, "Yes, I know…

Jolanda My favorite "biker." Jolanda Neff is a Swiss cyclist, who primarily rides in the cross-country cycling and cyclo-cross disciplines, for the Trek Factory Racing team.

Buddy Holly said he made songs out of things he'd heard his mother say all his life... A E A D A I'll always remember what mama said I'll never forget what my mama said…