IF I HAD A LADY LIKE THAT 121311 - I PLAY C

IF I HAD A LADY LIKE THAT

If I had a lady like that I wouldn’t take her to the General Store
If I had a lady like that I wouldn’t go there any more
If I had a lady like that I’d take her to some high-class joint
Buy her some candle light and champagne, watch all the people point
If I had a lady like that you can bet your butt I’d bust my butt
To keep a lady like that like that

If I had a lady like that I’d shave the whiskers off my face
If I had a lady like that I think I’d clean up my place
If I had a lady like that I might even get a job
Pay the electric company and the telephone bill, prove I ain’t no slob
If I had a lady like that you can bet your butt I’d bust my butt
To keep a lady like that like that

Well, it was just a suggestion, I didn’t mean no harm
I just got one request, Son, “Would you take your hand off my arm?”
If I had a lady like that you wouldn’t catch me smelling like beer
If I had a lady like that I’d smell like magnolias because she’d be near
If I had a lady like that, you’d never see me fight
I’d be too tired from lovin’ all night
Woe! If I had a lady like that you can bet your butt I’d bust my butt
To keep a lady like that like that

If I had a lady like that, I’d mind my ps and qs
If I had a lady like that I’d mind all the little letters I use
If I had a lady like that I’d learn to dance that close-up way
And I’d brush my teeth and I’d shine my shoes and I’d change my underwear every day
If I had a lady like that you can bet your butt I’d bust my butt
To keep a lady like that like that

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