Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

Motown is the best way to tell someone that you love them. Emoticons work, too.

Come interact with my organ. J.P. Miglionico - wah-pedal Lee Shreve - Vocals

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!