If Ennio Morricone and Dr. Dre smoked a buttload of crack and decided to collaborate, except that one of them thought he was writing a soundtrack for the Godfather Part 11, and the other for Phantom of the Opera, Part 2, The Unwanted Sequel…

Introduction

A Tribute song to "The Band". You know who you are people!!! Enjoy............... Written and recorded March 8, 2011 Hojo

Track 1 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

Track 2 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

A true story about some of my odd dreams If the world's strongest man Could hold the world in the palm of his hand Would he crush us all into dust? As a way to punish us These are the kind of things That seem to occupy me If a giant…

A very bitter account of leaving a job. Don't burn the bridge they say Yet here I stand any way With a can of gas and a match In my hand Thinking how after all this time Still not sure what's yours and what's mine And neither of us is…

Track 3 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

Chester Arthur was the president But no one remembers him What about you? He served a term with no vice president And no one resident To tell him what to do He came to office by a bullet's grace Garfield lost his place And Arthur took…

Track 4 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

The story of a workplace experience. And an ultimate fighting match. Killer bassline by Ian Tanner. Drums by Grant Muller. Backing vocals by Clarke McMurray. Hey there Mr. Flashy Pants Hey there voice of thunder As you lie there flat on…

A very strange spy story, co-written by Keith Landry. We were trying for wacky. We succeeded. Raised in the Ozarks in witness protection, his parents turned on the mob As a boy, he loved "We Are the World," now saving it is his job A master…

Track 5 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

The story of a car crash. Had the dream again this morning Pictured just how it would be Saw it moving in slow motion Felt it rushing up to me And suddenly it's happening I can't seem to make myself believe Clench my fists Lose my…

Track 6 / Band: The Anchorage Drift / Album: The Anchorage Drift (2010)

My old job featured angry robots who sent email. I've got to get a message to you I've got to get a message to you I've got a message that can't get through I've got to get a message to you There are things you need to know And things…