Bitch you’re retarded, I hope that you die slowly And no one’s there to miss you when you’re finial days are ending You don’t know what you’re thinking, but you think you know it all And no one else inside your life could ever have…

Yo, I didn’t mean that I’m just messing with you girl like a copycat But what you’ve said, there’s no taking back See those listening; they don’t know the half of it You were the most miserable thing I had to go though When all…

I don’t need you and I can do this. Life is dead batteries and pockets full of lint, but I do what I want. Me and O'Connor can eat dinner at a fancy restaurant. On and off, nonchalant, tied in knots, hope I’m not on my way to insanity. I watched…

Sometime it’s better to let it go away Sometimes it’s better to never know anything This heart beat’s similar to drum beats only difference is it’s coming from dolls. And all this waiting is killing, we only prepare to fall This is the…

Brad Dassey - Whip It GOD (Devo Parody) http://www.theprayercloset.org

Kind of a stupid remix to Blur's Song 2. Pitch shifted the verses up an octave and wrote about struggling as a musician.

This is an ad-lib to Vaisvil's track, i heard it and the drumbeat reminded me of The Doors slowed down, it gave me an idea so here it is..........

This was made from a sample of an elephant roar/scream.

Van Gogh, On the Threshold of Eternity Gary from music by computer suggested a re-master with less drum volume - your choice http://micro.soonlabel.com/17-ET/daily20110125b-17-reasons-I-hate-the-blues.mp3 I've had severe computer trouble…

I don't mind being poor but I sure don't like not having any money at all. Remastered

Seems the latest government fad is 'nudging' ie subtly moulding society without them noticing. Well, it's my body and my life and I'll f**k them up if I want to. And I've payed the bastards enough that they can fix me if I go wrong. So there!

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

You know the type. Every workplace has one.

Remastered version of my tune about the ridiculous level of resources wasted on producing crap that no-one needs.

When life gets too stressful just light up a fattie and dance! That's what I say. New, improved part 2 replaces previous version.

No-one seems to quite know what the Big Society is. As far as I see it, it's a way for the government to abdicate responsibility and then emotionally blackmail people into thinking they have a civil duty to work for nothing.