This song was originally meant to be played on piano, but being a bad pianist I switched it to guitar. Being a glutton for punishment though meant I switched it to 12-string. I had a bear of a time getting the part right, and then doubling everything…

Wrote this and performed it for my mom's 70th birthday party. Our family is a bit crazy. FORTY-THIRTY Well, your birthday rolled around again The way all birthdays do And this year it’s a big one Once again you’re sixty-two I’m sorry…

Setting the mood.....tuning the tone...

RPM 2014

RPM 2014

"Please Do Not Touch" -- (or "A Quick Behind The Scenes Tour Of All The Shiny, Whirling Mechanisms That Work Constantly To Maintain Our Perceived Universe") This is essentially a improvisational collaboration between multiple versions of…

I think this was recorded during a death fetish crossdressing experiment at my Auntie Jane's 42 birthday party.

Bit of a new piece for placement.

My God! It's full of stars!

It dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

Dedicated to my wife's husband.

Based on an incident involving my sister crusing for NSA fun in a field behind the truckers rest stop in Wylders Lane, Redditch on the 4th june 2013 around 10:30pm.

As a public service message (brought to you by HADS, Heroes Against Dragon Slaying), the sad tale of a hero is told. This foolhardy young man sought to win glory by killing a dragon without contemplating the repercussions for the dragon's family…

Inspired by the complete love poems of William Shatner.

RPM 2014 there’s hissing on the ground keep your legs up high listen for a rustle in the leaves you can’t trust your eyes alone it’s not a monster coming out of a deep hole in the ground this is real, I tell you so real you can’t trust…

RPM 2014 been so long since I’ve been out of the city maybe even longer than I can remember tried to leave many times, oh what a pity there’s no around anymore to take me away should I be a hermit in a barrel under the brush creek bridge…

RPM 2014 I awake with a song it saves me from everything I can’t feel my toes shiver from the cold rub, the sleep from my eyes and sing along, sing along rays, of sun harmonize we sing along, sing along I will dream this too a miracle…

Improv with Treefrog -- potential track for RPM 2014. We'll see. - 2/19/14 ----- 2/24/14 - It turns out to be the opening track on this year's RPM submission. Even with it's unpredictable, 'catch me if you can' tempo changes this is probably…

A taster from the Toe-in-the-Water Radio Show - which does include music! G:)

This, along with the male voice opening track is very simple and very strong. Walking anticlockwise in file, arms straight up, palms up for Hayy (Life), arms down, palms push towards earth, for Allah.

I would never play or lead this dance any longer. But I know some people will like it. It contrasts what are thought of as male and female names for the divine Unity - as if something as vast as the divine would have any limited characteristic.

This manages to build up quite a head of steam from a very basic melody.

This is totally different from anything else I have ever done, pretty crazy and very poor rap I am sure but I do like it and I would love to find an adventurous bunch of people to do it as a dance.

YouTube video plus link to guitar instruction

There is a YouTube video with links to a guitar instruction video.

Evilstreetcars cover

Wandamen people of Papua, Indonesia have a sing-song poetic style only used in death wails during mourning ritual. This material was recorded in 1989 and may represent language/expression not heard today, as only aged wailers could express the…

This dance emerged in the moment and is still the one which most consistently works best for me. There is YouTube video and links to guitar instruction.

LYRICS: Live to my potential End my life in debt Meet no expectations except what I regret I lost what a cost There's no way I would have won I know let it go There's no point what's done is done