This song IS autobiographical. I been thinkin about what they call the best-case scenario And it's 20 more years of this shit, don't you know dealing with stuff I don't give a damn about in return for a certain pecuniary amount ref: can't…

I found out I could make this weird noise scratching over the center pickup on my strat. I looped it and built an "instrumental" over it.

Another song I once recorded badly on a 4-track. This one is not so much changed from the original, just a better performance (I hope!) and recording. Well I'm rusting away and I'm soon gonna die 'cause my body is slowly being oxidized and I…

An oldie, which I recorded very badly on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I have always wanted to do a "full" version with the bombastic fanfare I always envisioned. Here it is. I grind my butt into the sand where the ocean meets the…

Written while I was an exchange student in the U.S., probably at the student library, right after the New Year 1998.

I wanted more songs that WEREN'T about death and destruction. This song is not really autobiographical. I go down to my basement room To get away from everything To forget forgettable days Try to find something interesting Got a big comfy…

A song I wrote when I was about 19 years old. I never thought it was good enough to record. Maybe I was wrong! I float around in a pool of slime I can't be seen with the naked ey You know it's gonna be lotsa fun To munch out on a bacterium…

A song about the upcoming End of the World. They tell me that the world is almost ended the calender runs out and there's nothing more to say The sun will flicker out and leave us all to die So many things will be left undone You and I will…

A strange interludey thing based around the Akira drum and a really funky choir sample, singing a gratingly mechanical version of the opening theme to the Delphine game Out of This World (Another World). Yes, I was a nerd.

This version with vocals was recorded well after the fact. It was written with Sarah Palin in mind.

The therapist voice I found on some university website's psych podcast. And then Lister wraps things up for us.

I wanted to start an album with a burst of white noise. I'm not sure why. Nor was I sure what to do afterwards. So I just chucked out a few chords.

Check out the Smashing Pumpkins drums on this one.

This was supposed to have been a remix of a Neil Schuh song. But he hated it so I saved his bit for last and pretended it was my own. Fun fact: I played this at my high school music exam. It was either that, or sing.

Recorded at an old piano in a basement LAN at somebody's house, sometime early 1999. Recording method: chucking a pair of gamer headphones under the hood of the piano and playing the first thing that came to mind. The whispering noises: my LAN…

The flute sound hurts my brain now. Can't remember why I was so fond of it.

No points for guessing the sample. I'm sorry, mr. don't-you-fucking-know-what-you-are. I was just a kid.

This is what I did as a kid instead of punching walls.

Back when there was something called mp3.com (late 90's), I uploaded this album. They rejected this song because of a Prodigy sample (even though, despite the many stolen samples, there are no Prodigy samples in this song). However, they kept…

This was me being weird.

Yes, it's the opening theme to Delphine's Out of This World (U.S. title: Another World). I was a nerd.

Rise and shine, you whiny cunt.

Three bloody stumps stitched together. That's a real drumkit playing at the end. I had a beat-up old thing set up in my bedroom at my parent's house (high school, probably early 1999). I hung a microphone from the ceiling and tried to play along…

Yeah. I know French. Sure. Croissant voulez-vous.

I just stole a fresh batch of samples and wanted to try them out. Unfortunately I never really got around to finishing this one up. It just sort of stops.

I wrote this because we needed music to play Quake 3 to.

Let me stop you right there and say, no, I don't know the person providing the sample. I found it mp3.com (remember that from the late 90's?). I don't know why someone would upload an 11 minute track of themselves having a very fake orgasm, but…

My friend Thorbjørn Bach Larsen came by one summer day at my parent's house, maybe 2000 or 2001, with an old rehearsal amp and played guitar solo for this track. It was the first time I'd ever recorded a real instrument. I didn't tell him that…

This was a good idea, all things considered, but I never finished it the way I wanted to. Tough break.

Weeeee!

I wanted to put a guitar on this but didn't know how. The synth is generated by some dirt poor free sequencer thing for Windows 3.1. I could never get it to sync up with the beat just right.