Inspired by John Koch. He was near retirement age. I asked what he was going to do after he retired. He said he wanted to harvest wheat in Kansas. He passed away before he made it to retirement.

This is the 1st song I ever wrote. Same old story, some girl, she left, you know the routine.

Had a friends wife suggest the title. She said This sounds like a counrty song "That when I thought Tulsa was in Texas"

I remember a sign at an A&W saying 7 day without A&W makes one Weak. How true, How true.

my take on the first debate...

mixed intonation keyboard improv for Sound-In 10/5/12

I threw this one together tonite/early am...yawnnnnn. Not an exact replica but always a tribute to Jimi's music. I was originally turned on to do this by some new free vst effects I found on the net. A cool fuzz face vst that is very realistic…

I wrote this song to run over the opening credits for a movie. The movie is "Gods Green Earth" it is a satirical look at the Green Movement. It was great fun to go to the premier and see my name in lights! Almost forgot, We did a music video…

Yup.

I know EXACTLY what you're thinking.... and the truth is, I dont have a clue as to why its called "Crab Telex Myth".

Jip1965 came round to kick my ass into gear and played a bit of rhythm i did the rest and then sent it off to the good Lady Jane to do her stuff and very nice stuff indeed! Cheers Me Lady!!! x

Written in 1999...completed 2012. David Bevan on brass!

This is a piece of music I created and recorded in my home studio on 10/6/2012. It has no name yet. Part of the inspiration behind this piece is I have friends scattered across the continents and we want to write together online. This is the first…

This is an idea not a song and it is in rough form. I needed to upload this to share it with a couple other songwriters that I know and so here it is. Hope you like it in it's raw form. Learn more about Frank Porter music by visiting www.reverbnation…

More stupid remixes. I ruined the end of this, not sure if I'm going to keep it or start over from scratch. [decided to keep it as is; lesson learned]

I keep walking Through the bush And I pass death I can almost touch And I hide my eyes From the light And there's rain and thunder in my soul I'm a traveller in the night I'm a night traveller I call again on the dark A place where ghosts whisper…

Lyrics: Assimilate the young and weak Indoctrinate the rest in blood The rising sun burns out the truth Our fate foretold in manuscript Tear down the structures And take up arms Indoctrinate your beliefs Hates inception This is the end Dawns…

A simple demo of the Rook Scale which is a 7 note subset of an alternative 12 note per octave tuning system I worked out called Raven Temperament. http://www.johnsmusic7.com

A bluesy tune about a healthy appreciation for good nudity!

Yay!

In the dark of night I pray To see the moon shine through Tear the veil of fear away And I will follow You Sin and shame are clouds that hide The light of Love and Truth Mercy melts the mask of Pride So I will follow You I remember how You saved…

Warning: Synthesizer (JV-30, ca. 1996) I had three tunes that didn't stand on their own. They don't go together either, so I put them together. I've been told it's reminiscent of Frank Zappa, but frankly I don't know if I've ever been able…

Warning: Crude (by today's standards) Synthesizer (Amiga MED module, ca 1992) Science fiction. It's a genre, isn't it? Yes, but for *writing*, not music, muttonhead! So say the squares. To which I say: bah! This piece has a somewhat…

Warning: Crude (by today's standards) Synthesizer (Amiga MED module, ca 1993) A dance/pop arrangement of a tune which I can only describe as ZOMG HAPPY. Due to the technical limitations of Amiga audio (stereo with only 2 voices per channel…

Warning: Synthesized Acoustic Instruments (JV-30, ca 1997) A jazz-rock fusion arrangement of a tune which I can only describe as ZOMG HAPPY.

My experimentation with lo-fi surf rock that's so popular with the tumblr kids. I literally wrote the lyrics when I was drunk and pissed off. I'll upload a better version with fewer mistakes and more verses later. LYRICS: i saw the girl with…

Inspired by the melody line of a particularly crappy video game for the Super Nintendo that I loved as a child. LYRICS: Please take me alive So for another moment I can survive. Oh baby it's a shame, but we're both the same inside. I…

15 y/o teen from the neighbourhood comes in and brings some piano chords and a vocal melody

Just in time for the big 2012 election! *** BANJO WARNING *** Just me and me banjo. Inspired by a story my journalist daughter in Moscow just published. She was too small when we moved to Russia to remember that politicians shaking hands…

Warning: Synthesized Acoustic Instruments (JV-30, ca 1997) A simple rustic air with a sitar duet jammed into the bridge. That tells a profound and hearfelt story about city planning. Or not.

which was originally intended for this song The Brick Bandit which I fast turned into "In The Halls (Beautiful Little Monsters)". Is a story of a manager at my work who couldn't deal with staying sober and went on a spree of robbing pharmacies…