A custom QBASIC program wrote this.

Perhaps inspired by a misremembered line of T.S. Eliot? I thought the line was, "I have measured out time in teaspoonfuls." The proper line is "I have measured out my life in coffee spoons." Oh well. I like my bungled line better.

The Chinese believe if you perform a certain choreographed routine while aboard an elevator, the elevator will open a door to 'somewhere else'. [Addendum : It's heavily formatted, but I want to point out I did use Chris Carignan's DjentBot…

I wrote a blog post about Donald Trump. The gist of the statement was that every four years we joke about how if the Republican Presidential Candidate wins the general election, where are we going to move? Canada? UK? In the post though I…

BLANK Episode 3 17.(I BEGAN TO FALL) Thetworegs This voice carried on lecturing me “You really have no idea do you” ‘The shit that you have put people close to you through’ “ all this crap you about i can stop if i want to, i’ve just got…

Well, this is... just what it is. Plain and simple as usual. May be some of you could enjoy it. Cheers.

So glad you could make it. a WAV format version of the album is available on soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/brett-warren

Back around the turn of the century a group of miscreants would converge in a basement on Tuesday evenings to imbibe spirits and play music. Here's a recording of a public-domain song from one of those evenings (written by Kansas Joe McCoy &…

by Low

Lyrics : "just the other day I seen a picture within a picture read a story within a story a little bit of glory beyond the perimeter of the pages that I felt like saving just for you must have reminded me of something i seen in a dream…

No Walmart Christmas (Boudreau) He makes a list and he checks it twice He dont give a rip about naughty or nice Its all about everyday low price Or maybe it's on sale Deck the halls like a wrecking ball Gotta get there before there…