Well I guess you’re not reading the herald sun Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage A 34 year old just asked for my number Am I the only one tired of sneezing, coughing and taking meds Thinking of starting to collect some…

I’ll meet you at 65 I’ve seen the future And love comes to me They say it’s different The second time Love only get better The longer you wait for it Out in the garden A gentle breeze We sit together In love forever We won’t need…

Don’t have time to tell a story Wish that you were here with me Sitting by the fire smoking Weed Laughin’ ‘bout stupid things Years go by and we lose contact Lost in love and family I know nothing is for ever I freeze Now i can hear…

I used an alternate tuning for this one (open Am). Lyrics are nonsense and just there for effect.