A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty-ass Austin Powers, sideburns long After about an hour, he’s about had four or five He says, “bartender, give me another one, put it on ice” “Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” “I’ll tell…

My mom What you love most is being our mom Forces against it seem to pull you down Out the nest, we still needed our mom You said I loved to cuddle I love you more than the stars Know when you slip away, you’ll never leave where we are…

[Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad, it is this, man It all leads to like consequences ‘cause you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is [*gap*], and it is fact Not just [*gap*], a shrimp [*gap*] and a big [*gap…

(samples music produced by Smokey Robinson and George Martin from the song "You've Really Got A Hold On Me," performed by The Miracles and The Beatles, respectively) I need you so bad I need you so I want you so ‘cause this is just consolation…

[Verse] I’ma get straight to it More shoutouts, things that have to be said Friends and ones to shoutout more than before Wet-Jet-Seymour, keep it going on Isor One so strong Markeise, you know that you’re the key Director, keep directing…

samples "Reprise (Medley For A "V")" by DJ Quik [Verse] This is a quick one but a necessary one, much necessary Gotta say this Mother and father, my real ones, biological, mom and dad Now I see a schism between me and you, a little different…

No one is out to screw you over, no one is mad at you and no one hates you When they tell you things are bad, things are actually fantastic You’re the best No one’s ultimate end stage goal is ever to cause pain and suffering to others or do…

I know you don’t know what’s going on, or know none, or think it’s all wrong It’s all been meant to be all along Divine’s not confined to one’s conscience, but in all life and around it Say, cred can’t be fully understood, trust—it will…

samples "Shit on You (Instrumental)," produced by Eminem and DJ Head [Verse] I don’t wait, I go straight in, dive in, I’m liver than most men, think it If you wanna have beef with me, you can just cook it like ribs or the loins You can do…

Aiyo, it's me, y'all, back again, NYC stand up [Verse 1] It’s me, TK, back with the chronicles Tell you what I see from the blocks, there the robbers go Ain’t no braggadocio, it’s straight up the truth Babies having babies crying Brenda…

(samples music sampled/produced by Dr. Dre from Labi Siffre's "I Got The..." for the song "My Name Is" by Eminem) Freestyle, relax, relax, listen ‘cause I’m not gonna repeat myself [Verse 1] It’s not that I hate you It’s just I don’t like…

I’m at peace but disappointed You nibble on joints for pure enjoyment Animal use will just destroy things No thing is more insulting To who? To me? To you? The planet is scorching Follow me now I thought this place would be crushed by us…

When I first met you I was intrigued I was in Gangster’s Paradise Then I’d see you were down with a lot of guys But not in a bad way It was an art-making pathway You were lovable So I had to get to know you were discoverable I saw how you…

[Track 1] This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system This is a test of Alex speaking, and you have to listen This is a test, this is not an actual thing It’s just me thinking Did I say that? I don’t think I did Back onto what I…

I haven’t described myself as of late But I will now [Chorus] Who am I? Listen to the verses Get to know me as a person Don’t judge me off of nothing Turn nothing into something Who am I? Listen to the verses Get to know me as a…

[Verse 1] This is where I was born to be On a platform that don’t belong to me I don’t fit in, so different No different than a wolf in a coop of chickens When I move they scoot And when I swoop they do take a shit then I can’t rap and…

[Chorus] No, no, I can’t believe it, no No, no… no... [Verse 1] Finding a girl, it’s not a level playing field I never got ‘em, how would that make you feel? My chance came at the worst time When I’m busiest, that’s when you come around…

Hello? (Look at this hot shit this novice has gotten This motherfucker is really spoiled rotten I wanna stop him, but he’s not stopping A lot of ‘em are like this, it’s a problem) [Verse 1] I’m serving this to no specific person I saw…

RPM 08 Mix 1

The last wood of the season burning Another winter - see you on the other side After everything has died The last leaves of the season falling Soon the air will be filled with dark and doubt And the fire's going out The last night of…