We have an old and senile cat with a dodgy thyroid gland who is a total pain in the bum. I know she can't help it but god she annoys me, so this song is therapy. It's a love/hate thing. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

A song about the five stages of grieving, as devised by the (late) Elizabeth Kubler-Ross. Unfortunately knowing these stages does not help you get over them. You've been managing expectations Consultations end in tears Even if you're optimistic…

A stupid love song. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

Is it possible to think too much? I think it is. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

It appears I have issues! Recorded as part of RPM 2010

I know there are more important things to worry about, but I HATE junk mail. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

A song about Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers. She's cool. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

Unfortunately, it's time to Rock Against Racism once again. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

*EXPLICIT LYRICS* Not meant to offend, just a statement of preference! Recorded as part of RPM 2010

A song about bad drivers. Recorded as part of RPM 2010

Overpopulation - it's big and scary and on the way! Recorded as part of RPM 2010

This is from the live recording last night, which will comprise my submission for the RPM Challenge. Ross Reitzammer, flute

For String Orchestra. First performed in Grassington in North Yorkshire, a place of outstanding natural beauty. This version is computer generated I'm sorry but it sounds ok! Thanks