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Wendys' New Gator

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Big Dumb Rocker Alert.

Also, lyrics inspired by a post on the Florida Man twitter account (link below).

Everything I was doing was slow and kinda quiet. So I wrote something fast and noisy and gave it lyrics about a guy who tries to pay for his order at the Wendy’s drive through with a three foot long alligator. You can’t make this stuff up.

Not sure I like the mix. In the big push to get everything for the RPM Challenge done by the end of February, my ears are starting to get mushy.

The guitars are all ES 335 Pro.

Chorus

Though it seems odd to you
It seemed like the thing to do
It makes perfect sense to me
Nothing in life is free

Verse 1:

I stopped at the drive through
On my way home from work
I left them a three foot tip
And they call me a jerk

Three feet from nose to tail
With teeth to spare

Verse 2:

I paid them a fair price
but I’m feeling betrayed
The cops came to get me
and they put me away

razor sharp jaws of steel
its a killing machine

Bridge

Wendy has a brand new gator

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window

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