Groovy Leather Pants
New song By Andy & Ron
Andy: Lyrics
Ron: music and lyrics, all guitars, bass and vocals.
About an aging rocker who thinks he can still impress the ladies!!!
Lyrics
Verse 1
I knew I was a rocker in my groovy leather pants
I looked at all those other guys, they never had a chance
Electric shoes, long curly hair and t-shirt with no arms
How could the girls resist my groovy rockers charms?
Chorus:
My Groovy Leather Pants, My Groovy Leather Pants
My Groovy Leather Pants, My Groovy Leather Pants
Feels so good around my thighs
I see that look in your eyes
My Groovy Leather Pants, My Groovy Leather Pants
Verse 2
I couldn’t sing, I couldn’t play and I couldn’t even dance
But how could girls resist my groovy leather pants
All the guys were jealous, it was really rough on them, they hated me I know
But there was no competition, for what I wore below.
Chorus:
Verse 3
Women cost a lot of money that I know for sure
If you got no cash, she’ll kick you out that door
If you got no money, and you cannot sing, or you cannot dance
You better go and get yourself some groovy leather pants.
Chorus:
Love it. I used to have some groovy leather pants - they used to stand up on their own the day after a gig! Mrs R disposed of them when we got married (mainly cos I couldn't get into them... "why hold on to them?"... "well you never know, I might slim down again"... "not that much you won't" lol)
I see your mind is going *"full speed ahead"* Who would have thought that success with the ladies was all predicated on "Groovy Leather Pants". I think I better go get a a pair. Nice guitar play too, by the way!