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How To Assemble Your Android

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for Gene’s contest…great title and inspiration!!

“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing the instructions

So to the net I search and searched but nothing where I landed
Looked high and low to the end of the web, but came back empty handed

All I really want to know, please somebody can’t you show
How to assemble my Android
Should not give me a hemorrhoid
Just want to see her standing tall
Boobs and butt and legs and all

Bridge:
So bring me all your tools
And charge me any fees
I know I’m just a lonely fool
But oh my God how she will please

How to assemble my Android
Should not give me a hemorrhoid
Just want to see her standing tall
Boobs and butt and legs and all

Chorus

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vaisvil said

yes!!

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Gene Eric Mann said

This production is particularly choice when heard through headphones. Great job, Ron. Choice sounds, well compiled and mastered.

Guest said

Yeah, now this one leaves nothing to the imagination! Well, until the next one comes out…. might try this one myself

Guest said

Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!

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Gene Eric Mann said

Ha ha ha ha ha! "Boobs and butt and legs and all" -- Rock on! Great music, Ron! Thanks so much for participating!

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Ron said

Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together

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Colleen Dillon said

This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective! How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"

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Ron said

"Questionable for mixed company".....lol Greg...Do you mean I might offend a few Androids? :-)

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Greg Connor said

*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese* You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much! 1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company 2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing 3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics 4th..........: I'm laughing out loud. What has Gene Started???????????

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