Something for RPM. This piece of filler features a transaction between myself and my 2 year old daughter at her pretend shop. I was the 'custer', she was the 'shoppy keeper', and I was encouraged to ask her 'howzamuchit?'

ill make you happy ill make you pleased you stayed around to find out who id be and ill make you sure you were right to hold on when the whole world let go and denied it knew me. hey! nobodys saying itll be all plain sailin cos nothing…

When I lay me down to sleep Don't send me to heaven Cos heaven knows it must be busy up there & I've never been one for crowds I'd sooner go to hell if the people there didn't talk as loud. And while we're on the subject Why's…