Something for RPM. This piece of filler features a transaction between myself and my 2 year old daughter at her pretend shop. I was the 'custer', she was the 'shoppy keeper', and I was encouraged to ask her 'howzamuchit?'

ill make you happy ill make you pleased you stayed around to find out who id be and ill make you sure you were right to hold on when the whole world let go and denied it knew me. hey! nobodys saying itll be all plain sailin cos nothing…

When I lay me down to sleep Don't send me to heaven Cos heaven knows it must be busy up there & I've never been one for crowds I'd sooner go to hell if the people there didn't talk as loud. And while we're on the subject Why's…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…

if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…

More lo-fi noodlings for RPM. Featuring 2 year old daughter let loose on a box of instruments, and then messed with in goldwave. Will be a (poorly) hidden track on RPM album.. when there are actual songs on it.

RIP Tea Cozy Pete; I was always the one spilling out the pub drunk early doors so me and he could speak I knew his name he knew mine id watch his smiling eyes shine philosophising in the street memory failed to remind me. strange. oh…

everyone says I cant sing. I can its just im not very good. its not about whether I can so much as whether I should. but I do! yeah I will.. strangle that cat anyhoo people say I cant, I can.. im just not very good. everyone says I cant…

Muriel Jeanne Skinner promised that if it were possible she would come back from the dead to tell me about the afterlife. She has not returned.. Opened the window to let some air flow through A bird flew in and landed in my living room Something…

When my 'whole morning for recording' turned into 30 minutes, I did this. Beep beep; Driving all over the fucking road. Left right left right doesn't really matter. In n out of lanes in my mitsubishi colt Left right left right doesnt really…