Trying to be a better man. Featuring the vocal talents of Clarke McMurray.

A nod to Husker Du

The true story of a man in Florida who required people to come to his party to get their inheritance.

A story recounting a movie plot

There was a donkey show. The donkey was sick. They replaced him with a rabbit.

Men don't collect dolls. They collect action figures.

Welcome to the carnival

I have no idea why I named this song "Random". (hmm, maybe that's EXACTLY why I named it "Random.") I never use the word, I hate when other people do, and it's not mentioned in this song. Enjoy the recital.

Lorelei reaches her breaking point after years of abuse — via a failed attempt at an homage to Ennio Morricone (had he been Mexican).

I give up!